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Orphan · Writing

The Tour is Not Worth the Donation

June 12, 2017 urdithLeave a comment

The Tour Is Not Worth the DonationBy Andrija Popovic (C) 2017 Andrija Popovic "Hello, and welcome to the National Museum of Existential Dread. Thank you for your donation and for participating in this tour. My name is Andy and I will be your guide. Before we reach our main attraction, please take a moment to… Continue reading The Tour is Not Worth the Donation

Orphan · Writing

Choose your own Adventure

May 13, 2017 urdithLeave a comment

(C) 2017 Andrija Popovic The door opens up and you find yourself in the main hub area of your beautiful job. Rows of cube-chairs, one after the other, line the massive open plan office space. You can see your reflection in the great silvered mirrors of the executive offices. The executives get private thinking spaces… Continue reading Choose your own Adventure

Orphan · Writing

Extra Large Turing Test with Fries

April 16, 2017 urdithLeave a comment

Extra Large Turing Test with Fries by Andrija Popovic (C) 2017 Andrija Popovic [Excerpt from artificial drive-through attendant Turing Test with Miss Rosa Mirella, 26, of Gaithersburg, MD. In this test series, subjects are randomly exposed to either a human attendant or an artificial one.] INTERVIEWER: Miss Mirella, just to review, prior to the very… Continue reading Extra Large Turing Test with Fries

Orphan · Writing

All Politics is Local

February 26, 2017February 25, 2017 urdithLeave a comment

All Politics is Local by Andrija Popovic (c) 2017 Andrija Popovic "Ms. Deveroux, give us a straight answer." Duane Jefferson, seventy years old and elder statesman of the Groveton city council, crossed all four of his arms. "Is the waste water disposal system for the oil wells causing our inter-dimensional issues?" Thea Deveroux, an occult… Continue reading All Politics is Local

Orphan · Writing

The Most Hated Creature in Known Space

February 5, 2017 urdith2 Comments

The Most Hated Creature in Known Space by Andrija Popovic (c) 2017 Andrija Popovic On our first day the instructor shot our valedictorian, William Robert "Billy-Bob" Rossmount, in the crotch with a burner bolt. Billy-Bob convulsed, wet himself, and fell onto the faux linoleum floor. The woman beside me murmured, "Holy fuck." Meanwhile, the best… Continue reading The Most Hated Creature in Known Space

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